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this song talks about
a bloke called Marcial
the world’s biggest green
white and orange fan
since he listened to the “Murphys”
dreams all night and day
of becoming a proud
irish man!

he was born in the deep south Spain
in a pretty little village near Jaén
where he runs the City Arms, a franchised irish pub, the only place in which he can feel the Emerald

he has bought tin whistles and bagpipes
to form a celtic punk band with his lads
the main problem is they just listen to David Bisbal, he must say goodbye to a new “Do or Die”

the poor boy got in touch with Michael Jackson’s surgeon because he wanna have a paler skin
he also dyed his hair red and painted freckles in his face
what a basket case!

ohhhh all that money he spent
ohhhh to be a true irish gent
ohhhh he is so innocent
ohhhh

he prefers St.Patrick's to El Pilar
fuck Cruzcampo!, he only drinks big Guinness pints
since seven years ago he’s a member of Sinn Féin
and added a Mc before his surname

recently he started an intensive gaelic course and acquired the complete works of James Joyce
moreover pulled out his teeth to look like Shane MacGowan, shit!
what a big freak!

ohhhh all that money he spent
ohhhh to be a true irish gent
ohhhh he is so innocent
ohhhh but he has clocked that…..

his town is full
of olive trees and pigs
instead shamrocks and cows
he at last realized
his life has been a lie
so he’s gonna suicide
in his own paradise
and in the most epic way
jumping off the Cliffs of Moher!!!!!

ohhhh all that money he spent
ohhhh to be a true irish gent
ohhhh he was so innocent
ohhhh

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